"Mama, Papa, will the polar bears eat Santa Claus?"
"When the new babies come home, I'm going to keep one in my bed. I will keep it warm and won't let it fall out of the bed."
"No, Norah, Johnny can't go to preschool with us tomorrow. He's not three enough yet."
"LOOK! IT'S SANTA! MAMA, IT'S SANTA!" (in regards to an unsuspecting employee at Home Depot)